shafttechpteltd

[corpsecoochie]

🎃✨ aesthetic ✨🎃

[cherrio-krispz]

if uncorrupted nm wasn’t evaporated

:3c

[shitboy96]

I feel so at peace since I decided to stop binge drinking like a month ago. Like nothing in my life has changed because I would only do that every month or two anyway but its TERRIBLE for my health and my relationships etc etc. I would ALWAYS regret it because I never know when/how to stop once I start. And it’s so EXPENSIVE. And I would just make a fool of myself and be a burden on others and it was just embarrassing and made me feel horrible afterwards. It’s like that behaviour was “acceptable” when I was 20 at uni but i’m 26 now and I need to get a grip so i’m doing that and it feels good taking back some control. drugs are like a soft no because they’re not really the issue unless in combination with alcohol. But half of drugs are a bit pointless without alcohol right. Anyway the point of this post is that I still want to try hallucinogenics even if I’m more or less sober otherwise

[maggyoutthere]

penis

Ok but hear me out.. pussy 🤯

[land-shark-is-here]

are you a zim kin because you’re short and angry or because you were told you’d amount to nothing by the two people you looked up to most and then quit your job as a fast food worker to try and impress them but ultimately they still don’t care

[alwerakoo]

Trans Dipper HC: Their parents are transphobic but Dipper was introducing himself as a boy from the start and Stan never even thought to question it, so when their parents called asking about their "daughters" he was like "SHIT DID I ALREADY LOSE ONE"

[shepscapades]

Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!

[jigsaw-copycat]

who's coming to the saw patrol double feature /j

[ID: An article headline from the website Den of Geek reading "Forget Barbenheimer and Get Ready for Saw Patrol. Saw X and Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie are now set to be released on the same day." End ID.]

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

[koolaidashley]

THATS HIS BABY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[420technoblazeit]

has anybody else seen the bit in tommy's new video yet. where he asks mumbo jumbo if he can revive technoblade with redstone. bc that actually made my jaw DROP hol yshit. the pause just before he says it. you can hear the gears turning in phil's head as he realizes what tommy's about to say. the immediate psychic damage. truly horrid thank you tommy. ik techno would be losing it over that joke

[martuzzio]

Legends never die, and as such, Jellie will continue to live on in Minecraft and within our hearts until the end of time. It was a pleasure to draw you, Jellie. Have fun playing in the stars.

[doctorsiren]

“It would eat you alive, Sixer”

(Available as a print on my Etsy shop)

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 1!

..of an episode that reveals that if something looks like a space horror and sounds like a space horror, maybe it is a space horror.

Who would've guessed?~

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[axiliern]

waiter waiter more vampire timkon please!

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